I don't know when Osama died but I do know b******* when I hear it.
"Osama bin Laden" had been living in Pakistan, in a mega mansion, "10
times the size" of every other house in the area, but whose whereabouts
was given away, not by the size of the house but "by the fact that
there were no telephone lines or internet service to the house".
The house, located in an area not too far from a hospital, "where he was
probably receiving treatment for his kidney disease", and not too far
from "a Pakistani military base". Gheez, he was really trying hide,
On top of that, yesterday, the US government, which had been
surveilling the house since "last August", decided to fly in a "team of
navy seals", "helicopter and all", "deep into Pakistan", to "take out"
Osama bin Laden! And they "killed him in a fire fight!" with "a bullet
to the head!"
A fire fight with who???????
Damn, anybody reading this stupid story can see that the mega-mansion
was UNGUARDED!!!! Who did they kill? Osama bin Laden, two couriers,who
as the story goes, "ran messages from bin Laden down the hill" and a
women (or two)! Supposedly, "a woman and child" survived.
The "brave navy seals", who after so long a period of survellance must
have known about the child, still fired on the compound, killing Osama
with a "shot to his head".
Then they recovered the body which, in accordance with a heretofore
unknown Islamic tradition, has been "buried at sea!!!!"
But something was missing from obama's script, "We killed, Kenny! We
LOL ROFL LMAO