No, I am far from giving up on you; I would not want to miss the fun to come, for the life of me. It is just that when issues are culture-based, I like to respect that premise; especially when I am not competent to assess the merit or otherwise of the culture context.
See? I was right about my 50 bucks! ... :) Even if you leased your cove, you could not be paying what 'we, the masses' pay for ours downtown!
You paint a self-image of the good ol' Temptations' "Papa was a Rollin' Stone..." but, you are far away from being one. I have a sharp mental picture of where you are because that was my territory for a long while back then. Do not doubt my 'masses' status; I am still a mass; in body, soul, and praxis ... :)
If I were you, I would copyright this "incognegro;" it would be worth some fortune pretty soon. We are working on a major make-over of the original negroid pride bastardized by mischief-makers for their own (what's the virus-term?) hedonistic aggrandizement.
Anyway, think up some novel ones; you have a sufficiently fertile imagination. After all, you must have more left where the other ones came from; as in getting a 7K cove in Orange county and dropping off one of the zeroes for effect ... :)